Holy terrifying discovery! The rocking chair ghost in the Haunted Mansion is the deceased grandmother from the Carousel of Progress!
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
So Jess and I are planning on seeing a rocket launch from Cape Canaveral on Monday. I sent her a rewrite of “Do You Want To Build a Snowman” to celebrate.