sharphoe said: Jesus CHRIST, dude. I am so freaking sorry you took the wrong kind of shower this morning.
Yeah. I also had to take a right kind of shower for the wrong kind of reasons. On the other hand, he might get fired, and getting fired from Disney Corporation because you’re so drunk you peed on a wall does not look good on a résumé.
So I got woken up by my roommate being so drunk he thought the wall was a toilet. He was on the top bunk, I’m on the bottom bunk. I’ll let you fill in the blanks from there.
I fucking hate drunk people.
*holds hands with my family with our heads bowed* oh merciful Crack Stuntman, we thank and give praise to you once again for this bountiful feast, for protecting our children from knives, and for always keeping the bass pumping. Poo hahahaha. *everyone in unison* poo hahahaha.